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 Post subject: The Bronze Rat
PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:47 pm 
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A tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the ‘exotic’ merchandise, he noticed a very ‘lifelike’, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it He took it to the old shop owner and asked, “How much for the bronze rat?”

“Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat, and $100 for the story,” said the wise old China man.

The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. “I’ll just take the rat, you can keep the story”.

As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting, so he began walking faster.

A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing. Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco Bay.

Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.

Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay.

Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat and were all drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown.

“Ahhh,” said the owner, “You come back for story?”

“No sir,” said the man, “I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat.

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We REALLY need that Like button.

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 Post subject: Re: The Bronze Rat
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That's a keeper.

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ROFLMAO !!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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LIKE!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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So it's joke time eh?? :mrgreen:

Donald Trump and Obama ended up in the same barber shop
Each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.


The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave.


Obama was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse all day."

The second barber turned to Trump and said, "How about you sir” ?"
Trump replied, "Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

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STOLEN!

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Bob Dedmon wrote:
STOLEN!


Times two.

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The Seth Guard's nose drips.

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With any luck I shall be telling an Ozzified version of that to the leader of the Australian Greens on Australia Day. He comes to my neighbour's parties, usually. Substitute canberra and politician.


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Jeremy wrote:
The Seth Guard's nose drips.

Uproarious laughter!


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With any luck I shall be telling an Ozzified version of that to the leader of the Australian Greens on Australia Day. He comes to my neighbour's parties, usually. Substitute canberra and politician.


Make sure that you celebrate Australia Day enthusiastically when he is around :D

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Well the good news is that I shall be celebrating Australia Day. The bad news is that I've just been told we'll be at the wicked step daughter's house playing with the grandson. Which is not bad news at all.


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